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Coltul nedumeritilor, se intampla uzual si totusi este anormal

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luck33ro
post 8 Aug 2014, 08:55
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post 8 Aug 2014, 09:32
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Pana la sangerari trebuia sa ai greata, varsaturi, febra, dureri de cap, dureri musculare.......tu din cate ne-ai zis n-ai avut decat dureri in kwr.

Si oricum daca nu se ia de pe forum......n-are farmec.



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post 8 Aug 2014, 09:54
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asa ma gandeam si io. se pare ca totusi n-o sa mor.
desi.....daca ma gandesc, nasu meu lucreaza in congo, a venit de curand acasa si evident ne-am vazut, am beut o bere, am halit un mic, o pizza.....
o fi adus ala cu el vreun ou de ebola frustrat.gif

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post 8 Aug 2014, 10:14
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Pleaca cu ea de pe forum ca ne infectezi!


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post 8 Aug 2014, 10:32
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Brrr,ciudata rau faza cu fugu ala.La naiba,il casapeste cat inca e viu! ph34r.gif
Multam-fain,sa-l haleasca ei,galbiorii.Io nu mi-s curios nici de fugu nici de koi!De fapt,nu mi-s io prea curios de peste in general.


Coane CGB,sigur e sange?Nu-i sparta iara fo tzava pe la vecini si cure apa cu rujina din tavan? nedumerire.gif

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post 8 Aug 2014, 10:42
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post 8 Aug 2014, 10:45
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post 8 Aug 2014, 10:48
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voua va arde de mijtouri si mie-mi iese sange prin piele.
da' de fro 3 ore n-a mai aparut nimic. se pare ca scap.


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post 8 Aug 2014, 10:59
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O fi fost doar un Trial sau Demo la Ebola... gen incerci sa vezi daca iti place.


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post 8 Aug 2014, 11:00
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post 8 Aug 2014, 11:52
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cegebeule, esti pa! Pacat, erai simpatic! Te duci p.lii de suflet!


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post 8 Aug 2014, 13:24
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Care v ati mai curatat tapiteria in ultimul timp si pe unde?


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post 8 Aug 2014, 13:45
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cel mai bine - la tara in curte (probabil ca maine se intampla)

cu biocarpet si o perie + aspirator 2x


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post 8 Aug 2014, 15:26
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@CGB, ai fisuri anale ? Poate ai mancat vreun ardei iute la masa si sangerezi pe cur, vb serios. Ebola nu se ia asa usor.


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post 8 Aug 2014, 16:15
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QUOTE(wolfin @ 8 Aug 2014, 13:45)
cel mai bine - la tara in curte (probabil ca maine se intampla)

cu biocarpet si o perie + aspirator 2x
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post 8 Aug 2014, 16:19
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diseara la intalnire, intre doo cola.

ps. vezi ca a dus colegu cezar laguna la detailing.


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post 8 Aug 2014, 16:20
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Pe mine ma tot invita astia de la spalatorie sa imi spele interiorul...
Da' mie mi se pare ca e dubiosi si n-am incredere...
Daca nu esti posesor de tara cauta pe cineva cu tara....poate se lasa si cu vreun gratar smile.gif


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post 8 Aug 2014, 18:33
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QUOTE(CGB @ 8 Aug 2014, 09:11)
azi dimineata ma bag sa fac un dusulet si cand ma frecangeam io cu buretelu....pac vad doo pete de sange: una pa antebrat si una pa biceps.


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post 8 Aug 2014, 19:05
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Asta ziceam si eu.


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post 9 Aug 2014, 11:40
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@gotty: 300 lei si o curata peste tot. Scot absolut tot din masina. Dureaza vreo 3 zile.
Iese ca noua. Fara caterinca.


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post 9 Aug 2014, 14:39
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Useru sharkky face treaba de nota 10. Eu am avut si un far de polishat si mi-a luat 300 de lei.


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post 10 Aug 2014, 16:04
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QUOTE(CGB @ 8 Aug 2014, 09:11)
azi dimineata ma bag sa fac un dusulet si cand ma frecangeam io cu buretelu....pac vad doo pete de sange: una pa antebrat si una pa biceps. plm ma pipai pe la nas sa vad daca mi-a curs d-acolo, ma uit in oglinda sa vad daca am fro taietura....nimic.
ma clatesc, ma sapunesc iar si cand sa ma clatesc.....pac...iar petele de sange in acelasi loc. m-am panicat in plm, mi-am bagat dejtele in nas, urechi, m-am pipait pa cap, pa oo, m-am cautat in ochi, in kur, in buric.... peste tot. nimic. nici o taietura, nici o buba.

e posibil sa iasa sange asa aiurea? oi avea menstruatie la piele? o fi ebola?

acu's la munca si din 5 in 5 secunde ma uit la antebrat sa vad daca mai apare ceva.
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CGB-ule, daca ai ars-o prin Vama cand era si nenea aasta p-acolo cand varsa sange in mare...cam nasol biggrin.gif

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post 12 Aug 2014, 05:21
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QUOTE(CGB @ 8 Aug 2014, 09:54)
n-am asa ceva io. am pus si nevasta sa ma studieze si nimic. nici o urma. e ebola sa muara bibi. am belit pwla.
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Pacientul care a fost și în Vama Veche n-are Ebola, are malarie!

Se pare ca ai "scapat".


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post 12 Aug 2014, 07:56
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Hingherii de masini trebuie sa fie insotiti neaparat de un politist de la locala sau rutiera? Intreb pentru ca in minunatul sector 6, cumetrii au inceput sa ridice fara politist, doar doi gigei in slipi si slapi care faceau poze la masini, dupa care le saltau.


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politist din kur. io de cate ori i-am vazut ca salta nu era nici un politist. o singura data era si politia si asta ptr ca s-a lasat cu scandal. vroiau sa salte o masina in care era soferu. si culmea au si saltat-o. era masina sus pa platforma, soferu la volan urla ca din gura de sarpe, cetatenii urlau la aia cu ridicatu' sa lase masina jos si a aparut si politia in final.

se pare c-am scapat de ebola. sangele s-a dovedit a fi de la sfarcul drept. aveam o taietura in zona. nu conteaza cum.


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post 12 Aug 2014, 08:18
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QUOTE(CGB @ 12 Aug 2014, 09:15)
sangele s-a dovedit a fi de la sfarcul drept. aveam o taietura in zona. nu conteaza cum.
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post 12 Aug 2014, 08:52
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QUOTE(CGB @ 12 Aug 2014, 08:15)
nu conteaza cum.
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post 12 Aug 2014, 09:02
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QUOTE(DjurdjaK @ 12 Aug 2014, 07:56)
Hingherii de masini trebuie sa fie insotiti neaparat de un politist de la locala sau rutiera? Intreb pentru ca in minunatul sector 6, cumetrii au inceput sa ridice fara politist, doar doi gigei in slipi si slapi care faceau poze la masini, dupa care le saltau.
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Hingherii de masini sunt absolut ilegali indiferent ca sunt sau nu insotiti de politie. Singurul caz in care se poate ridica legal o masina este daca aceasta blocheaza circulatia! restul e can-can si reprezinta spaga primarilor/polutia maidaneza cu firmele de ridicari. Toate procesele intentate au fost castigate de automobilisti.

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post 12 Aug 2014, 09:33
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Ma uitam acum pe site-ul politiei locale de la sector 6 si nesimtitii au introdus taxa de poza si de pus funia pe masina( 100 ron )


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Traiasca Partidu Stat! happy.gif Sa-mi dea ei mie taxa ca-mi pozeaza masina care e proprietate privata (in parcare pot sa stau si fara numere afisate). Cat despre funie sa si-o puna la gatul lor nu pe masina mea tongue.gif


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