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AlexV
post 8 Jul 2004, 14:14
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cautam si eu ca omu pe net cuvantul "ceara" (de modelaj), si iata ce gasesc:

http://www.fanclub.ro/archive/index.php/t-7684.html

sa mor prost nu alta.


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post 8 Jul 2004, 14:32
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Tare, dar ala(sau aia) pana la urma a dat sau a luat? Voi ce ziceti?


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post 8 Jul 2004, 14:36
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LUAAAT...parerea mea..hîc.. laugh.gif

oricum, probabil ca era la betzie, ca nici el nu'shi mai aduce aminte.. laugh.gif


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post 8 Jul 2004, 14:39
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Nu stiu, dar e de poponari sau cum? Daca citesti mai incolo, zice unul , ca "nici o femeie sau barbat nu m-au facut sa ma simt asa de bine". Si nu numai el.


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post 8 Jul 2004, 14:43
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ăăă... sincer n'am "intrat" mai proFUND in forum... dar ie posibileanu...


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post 8 Jul 2004, 14:46
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Nu stiu, e tare si caterinca.ro si au si forum (bodega)


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post 6 Nov 2004, 22:41
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post 5 Sep 2007, 19:39
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Ete cu ce se ocupa in 2004 lumea pe aici....niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! biggrin.gif


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post 5 Sep 2007, 20:29
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Deci nu ma mai pot opri din ras.
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post 5 Sep 2007, 20:45
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BOG: dar cum ai dat de subiect? Cumva cautai si tu pe net, ca tot omu', ceara de modelaj, nu-i asa? 04.gif


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radmasa.gif Mor de ras... laugh.gif laugh.gif
Ma doare burta de atata ras.
Pana la urma ala ce facea cu prezervativul taiat daca ii dadea ei limbi ca eu nu m-am prins. laugh.gif radmasa.gif


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post 5 Sep 2007, 21:33
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Eu cred ca e la misto, dar e super tare 168.gif


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post 6 Sep 2007, 08:48
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bah alex io nu inteleg tu ai dat sau ai luat m**e?

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post 6 Sep 2007, 09:24
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Draga adip....eu cautam in arhiva...altcineva cauta ceara cu ajutorul prietenului google...altcineva rau de tot....be nice mad.gif


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post 6 Sep 2007, 10:15
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concluzia e groasa si cu păr...


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post 6 Sep 2007, 10:56
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Bai da ia uitati-va aicea http://www.fanclub.ro/archive/index.php/f-66.html
Numai citind titlurile era sa cad de pe scaun de ras... radmasa.gif
Macar daca 10% din aventurile alora ar fi reale...
Ma rog, uite ceva ce merita citit.
http://www.fanclub.ro/archive/index.php/t-10731.html

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post 6 Sep 2007, 11:08
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"Barbatii din Willowdale, Oregon, nu au voie sa injure in timp ce fac sex cu nevasta
In statul Washington, legea prevede ca “sint interzise relatiile sexuale cu o virgina, indiferent de imprejurari sau circumstante” (inclusiv in noaptea nuntii)
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Barbatii din Alexandria, Minnesota, nu au voie sa faca dragoste cu nevasta daca le miroase gura a usturoi, ceapa sau sardele "
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“Nici o femeie nu se poate afisa in costum de baie pe autostrazile statului decit daca este escortata de cel putin doi politisti sau daca este inarmata cu o bita.” Ordonanta are si un amendament: “Restrictia nu se aplica femeilor cintarind mai putin de 45 kg sau peste 100 kg, si nici cailor”
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"In Fairbanks, Alaska, elanii nu au voie sa faca sex pe strazi.
Ciinilor si pisicilor din Ventura County, California, le este interzis sa aiba relatii sexuale daca nu li s-a eliberat un permis in acest sens
In Kingsville legislatia le interzice porcilor sa aiba relatii sexuale pe terenurile aeroportului din oras."

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post 6 Sep 2007, 14:03
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Mai, aia cu mirosul de usturoi sau ceapa nu e chiar asa tampita. radmasa.gif

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post 7 Sep 2007, 09:48
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Doamne ce se mint aia pe acolo radmasa.gif
Vai de viata mea!!!!!! radmasa.gif
Partea proasta e ca radeam in hohote si o intrat directoru' peste mine in birou mad.gif
Dar oricum TAREEEE radmasa.gif


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post 7 Sep 2007, 10:25
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Niste ghicitori in "ton" cu topicu' biggrin.gif

1.E rotundã si e cârnã si cu capu-n jos atârnã
(ghinda)

2.E rotundã si e tare, la mijloc gaurã are
Femeile toate-o doresc si la ea tânjesc
(verigheta)

3.Din carne crescutã, e tare si osoasã
O parte-i belitã si alta-i flocoasã
(pana de gâscã)

4.Se pune cu mâna si se bate cu fundul
(saua)

5.Mamamare când trãia, gaurã cu pãr avea,
Când bãga mâna în ea, tare se mai încãlzea
(mansonul)

6.Deget nu e, unghie n-are, dar atârnã-ntre picioare,
Orisicine se întrece, s-o apuce si s-o frece
(tâta vacii)

7.Se urcã, o bagã, o freacã, coboarã, se spalã si pleacã
(cosarul)

8.O plãteste, o beleste,
O suge când e tare si curge când se-nmoaie
(înghetata)

9.Este neagrã si fierbinte, la cucoane dinainte
(cafeaua)

10.În fatã mãreatã, pe margine creatã,
În spate o lingi, în fatã o-mpingi
(marca postalã, timbrul)

11.O iei de cap, o strângi la piept si o freci la gaurã
( mandolina)

12.Piele vie, piele moartã, dai din fund si intrã toatã
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post 7 Sep 2007, 10:40
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post 7 Sep 2007, 11:33
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Demult n-am mai citit atatea minciuni pe metrul patrat radmasa.gif


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Prea tare topicul, multumesc ceror care au reinviat topicul pentru cei care nu erau pe aici in 2004 smile.gif

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post 7 Sep 2007, 13:46
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o mare parte dintre ei continuau sa dea apa la moara prostilor ma smile.gif
ce-i interesant ca aia nu se prindeau...


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post 8 Sep 2007, 21:32
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Am avut proasta inspiratie sa citesc astea in timp ce sunt la birou,problema nu este locatia ci faptul ca nu sunt singur in birou....nu mai pot de ras si in acelasi timp incerc sa ma abtin sa nu observe colega radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif ...dumnezeule mare....e real situl acela? radmasa.gif


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