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murfi
post 17 Jan 2005, 23:11
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Am si eu o curiozitate, este careva de sex opus pe forumul asta...
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post 18 Jan 2005, 01:20
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sex opus la ce? sau cu cine? laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post 18 Jan 2005, 05:09
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buna intrebare, murfi...


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post 18 Jan 2005, 09:17
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ma, nu sexu opus, ci sexul frumos. :-D


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post 18 Jan 2005, 09:58
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sau sexul foarte frumos, depinde de caz laugh.gif


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post 18 Jan 2005, 10:07
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Sau sexul slab. Asa, ca sa fiu rau. :twisted:

Era la un moment dat o fata, Lizuca, cu un Symbol 1.5 dCi cu ceva probleme de alimentare, care pina la urma s-au dovedit a fi doar un contact slab la un releu. Povestea a pornit pe Autoshow, dar am impresia ca a ajuns si pe aici ceva.


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post 18 Jan 2005, 10:45
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buna intrebare, murfi...


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post 18 Jan 2005, 10:47
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Asta e: nu sunt fete pe acest forum !!! 8)


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post 18 Jan 2005, 10:50
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buna intrebare, murfi...


@claus:
frumoaso!
prietenii shtiu de ce.. tongue.gif

Hopa !!!! Adica.... !!!! laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post 18 Jan 2005, 10:54
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ei...glumitze.. laugh.gif
ce e trist, intr'adevar, e ca nu sunt fete.. poate doar fetele baietzilor de pe forum... 8)


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post 18 Jan 2005, 10:58
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ei...glumitze.. laugh.gif 

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post 18 Jan 2005, 11:07
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Poate daca adaugam niste secriuni de: frumusete, moda, relati laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post 18 Jan 2005, 11:15
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mda.. poate daca organizam un miss reno sau mister reno..
premiul la alegere: o flansha de megane sau discul de ambreiaj de la a lui radu..(ala care e acuma pe titiu) biggrin.gif


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post 18 Jan 2005, 11:40
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lasati-o ma pe blonda in pace :twisted:


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post 18 Jan 2005, 12:57
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n'am zis nimic! tongue.gif

pana la urma care e problema? chiar AVEM nevoie de fete? pe forum ma refer.. :roll:


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post 18 Jan 2005, 13:49
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pai de ce nu am avea nevoie de fete in general.... ader la ideea cu miss Reno numai ca va fii un concurs foarte scurt avand in vedere ca nu avem fete laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post 18 Jan 2005, 14:15
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lasati-o ma pe blonda in pace  :twisted:


Georgica ...sa banuim ceva?? hi hi hi hi :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


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post 18 Jan 2005, 14:19
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care poze, unde? spune tot laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post 18 Jan 2005, 14:31
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pai, in cazul asta.. creeed ca m-ar avantaja un concurs "miss reno" laugh.gif

si totusi.. femei.. nu sunt pe forum? stiti voi.. cu doar 2 picioare, par lung, optional fund si sani..


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post 18 Jan 2005, 14:41
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cum mah optzional? :shock:
pai daca sunt varianta stock, atunci pot sa stea acasa.. noi ne multzumim doar cu full options! sau ma rog, doar cu fund, ca sanii pot fi pushi la service.. :twisted:


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post 18 Jan 2005, 15:13
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Ala se cheama tuning ma ... in service se rezolva problemele de intretinere (vopsit, alea ...)


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post 18 Jan 2005, 15:19
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in service se rezolva problemele de intretinere (vopsit, alea ...)
.. clar NU la serus


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post 18 Jan 2005, 15:53
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io zic sa punem mana de la mana shi sa luam o rampa.. 8)


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post 18 Jan 2005, 16:05
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DADADA ....


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post 18 Jan 2005, 17:48
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daca tot suntem la topicul asta sa luam o rampa si o parasuta laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post 18 Jan 2005, 18:38
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lasa mey ca parashutele vine iele... dar tu vrei parashute?? noi am cam vrea hilton, asha.. (adica de hilton, nu madama hilton, slabatura aia..)


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post 18 Jan 2005, 19:16
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laugh.gif laugh.gif e parasute e un mod de a zice... ca doar nu crezi ca... normal ca mai bine hilton, sofitel ceva laugh.gif laugh.gif deci sa luam rampa mai intai si fetele o sa vina sa admire baietii transpirati lucrand la masina! ............ cred............. laugh.gif laugh.gif


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post 18 Jan 2005, 21:19
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lasa mey ca parashutele vine iele... dar tu vrei parashute?? noi am cam vrea hilton, asha.. (adica de hilton, nu madama hilton, slabatura aia..)


Adi parashute sau parapante?? la parapante nu risti sa te cadorisesti cu ceva
Si totusi sa revenim la subiect: exista fete au ba pe forum aici?


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post 20 Jan 2005, 00:05
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Nu prea cred ca avem sanse...
Desi la cate soferite de Renault am vazut...


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post 20 Jan 2005, 01:16
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Daca fete nu avem pe forum, macar pentru prietenele/sotiile voastre.

Din partea barbatilor !!!

Daca v-ati saturat sa tot dati explicatii fetelor - folositi
urmatorul rezumat wink.gif
1. Noi suntem oameni simpli !
2. Cateodata nu ma gandesc la tine... si asta nu
este rau; obisnuieste-te te rog cu asta; nu ma
intreba te rog la ce ma gandesc..., intreaba-ma doar
daca esti dispusa sa vorbim despre politica,
filozofie, economie, fotbal, bautura, sex sau masini.

3. Nu are rost sa ma intrebi la ce ma gandesc...
96,5% din timp barbatii se gandesc la sex; nu, nu
suntem obsedati, este pur si simplu ceea ce ne face
cel mai mult placere.

4. Daca te rog sa-mi dai painea, nu doresc nimic
altceva; nu este un repros ca painea nu s-ar afla
deja pe masa; in exprimarea noastra nu se ascund
nici reprosuri, nici aluzii subtile... da, suntem
doar niste oameni simpli.
5. Daca doresti ceva este suficient sa formulezi
intrebarea; noi nu intelegem intrebari cu aluzii
subtile si indirecte; deci intrebarile indirecte nu
dau rezultatul scontat, chiar si cele evidente;
spune te rog exact ceea ce doresti.
6. Daca pui o intrebare la care nu astepti raspuns,
nu te mira ca vine un raspuns la care nu te
asteptai.
7. A face cumparaturi nu face nimanui placere... si
eu n-o sa gasesc niciodata placere in asta...
exceptand cazul cand alegerea o fac eu.

8. Cand mergem undeva in vizita, indiferent ce haine
porti, iti stau minunat... o jur !

9. Daca crezi ca esti grasa, probabil asa si este.
Nu ma intreba pe mine... o sa refuz categoric sa dau
vreun raspuns.
10. Vineri, sambata, duminica inseamna: multa
mancare, prieteni, fotbal la televizor, bere si
maniere proaste; este ca fluxul si refluxul sau ca
ciclul vostru... este inevitabil.
11. Ai destule rochii, bluze, fuste si pantofi...
daca plangi in fata magazinului inseamna ca ma
santajezi... sa ma aduci in pragul ruinii nu este
nicidecum o dovada de dragoste.
12. Majoritatea barbatilor nu au decat 3 perechi de
pantofi... cum poate sa-ti vina idea ca as putea
avea habar, care din cele 30 de perechi de pantofi
ale tale iti stau mai bine sau se asorteaza cu noua
rochie.
13. Raspunsuri simple ca: DA sau NU sunt absolut
suficiente indiferent de cat de lunga sau complicata
a fost intrebarea.
14. Cand ai o problema roaga-ma sa ti-o rezolv si
atat; nu ma ruga sa te compatimesc asa cum o fac
prietenele tale.
15. Dureri de cap sau migrene care dureaza 4
saptamani, nu mai sunt dureri de cap sau migrene.
Du-te la doctor.
16. Daca spun ceva ce poate fi interpretat in doua
feluri si unul din ele te nelinisteste sau te face
nefericita, cu siguranta ma refeream la celalalt.
17. Berea ne place asa cum va plac voua gentile...
voi nu intelegeti de ce... si nici noi.
18. Daca te intreb "Ce ai?" si tu imi raspunzi
"Nimic!", te voi crede si ma voi comporta asa ca si
cum totul ar fi in cea mai perfecta ordine.
19. Nu ma intreba: "Ma iubesti?"... poti fi sigura
ca daca n-ar fi asa, nu as fi cu tine.
20. Noi suntem cu adevarat oameni simpli. Va rog sa
impartiti acest "Manifest" la cat mai multe femei,
pentru ca in sfarsit acestea sa ne inteleaga o data
pentru totdeauna ! "


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