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C@talin
post 20 Jan 2008, 16:57
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A2 deja are gropi in ea,vara asta nu exista as aceva pe a2


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post 20 Jan 2008, 17:01
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calitatea proasta a asfaltului a permis apei sa se infiltreze. apa a inghetat si a spart asfaltu.
astea sint lucrarile facute in romanica. pe banii nostrii. d-aia platim taxe de drum, aka rovignete.


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post 20 Jan 2008, 17:03
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post 20 Jan 2008, 17:05
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las ca-ti cere tie garcea rovigneta. sa te vad pa unde scoti camasa. ca-i 50 bulioane amenda.


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post 20 Jan 2008, 17:12
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iti raspund pe YM ce-mi face Garcea... intelegi tu


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post 20 Jan 2008, 17:15
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post 20 Jan 2008, 18:50
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In Galati cica stau fix la panoul de iesire din oras. Cica daca te opreste, bagi marsarier 5 metri mai in spate si le dai M.*.*.E. tongue.gif ca esti in oras.


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post 21 Jan 2008, 09:17
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Actiunea "Deszapezim pentru vecini", part III

Vin ieri de la Selgros si in locul deszapezit mai acum 2 sapt., trona un superb Pasat albastru. Nu stiu ce se intampla in / cu viata si destinul meu, dar se pare ca in ultimile saptamani, imi cam dau tarcoale masinile care sunt vopsite in aceasta culoare. Cu o zi inainte vazusem la stiri cum gasca unui mare smecher posesor de Pasat, a distrus o utilitara (papuc) al unui biet angajat, pe motiv ca primul nu a avut loc sa treaca din cauza ca sarmanul parcase "pe dos" si am zis sa stau in banca mea si sa-i dovedesc faptul ca am mai mult creier decat el, pentru ca nu vroiam sa-mi gasesc Reno-ul vandalizat cu cauciucurile taiate si geamurile sparte precum papucul din reportajul difuzat la TV... In fine... parchez undeva in vecinatate, scot pungile cu cumparaturi si intru-n casa.

La nici juma' de ora, imi dau seama ca nu cumparasem bere si tigari, motiv pentru care cobor in piata sa completez lista de cheltuieli, iar la intoarcere mai dau o tura prin spatele blocului sa vad daca nenea ala a catadicsit sa plece. Nope, era tot acolo. Asta e... imi zic. La etajul 1 pe balcon, fuma un vecin. Il intreb daca stie ce e cu Pasatul acolo. Imi spune ca habar nu are. Fiind singurul martor la "actiunea" ce urma s-o demarez, normal ca imi facusem datoria sa-mi anunt intentiile, astfel ca in secunda urmatoare, ii ridic stergatoarele, gandind cu voce tare... "Cand am deszapezit toata parcarea din spatele blocului si am creat drum spre strada principala, unul n-a venit sa dea o mana de ajutor... Acum vin toti la de-a gata." Vecinul ma aproba "Eu n-am masina ca veneam", "Veneai pe dreaq", am zis, dar mai incet sa nu auda... dupa care plec. Spre seara, Pasatul era la locului.

Azi dimineata plec la munca si stupoare... pe locul Pasatului era o Skoda Fabia rosie. Bah, sa vezi ca astia s-au inteles... a spus paranoicul din mine... Asta e, lasa ca vad ei... Dau drumul la motor, raschetez parbrizul si geamurile laterale cu racleta, intre timp apare si soacra-mea cu fii-meu si cand dau sa plec, imi vine o idee... "Daca las Skoda asa, o sa creada ca e locul nimanui, iar deseara cand vin de la munca o s-o gasesc tot acolo..." asa ca trag frana de mana, le zic alor mei sa ma astepte 2 secunde, ies din masina si repet figura, numai ca din criza de timp, nu am ridicat decat un singur stergator...

Pana la urma o sa fac precum paranoicul meu de vecin cu Matizul... N-o sa-mi pun T-eu, pentru ca ar fi ilegal, considerandu-se "constructie" blink.gif dar o sa-mi scriu cu spray pe asfalt, numarul de inmatriculare. Asa a procedat si ala. De cand si-a "desenat pe asfalt" numarul, nu mai are probleme. dry.gif


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post 21 Jan 2008, 09:57
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Eu n-am inteles nici pana acum sistemul de Bucuresti cu locul de parcare, in care daca platesti pentru un loc, nu poti sa ti-l ingradesti, da in fine...


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post 21 Jan 2008, 10:07
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nu il cumperi,il inchiriezi,intre orele cutare si cutare tongue.gif


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post 21 Jan 2008, 10:19
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Suparat ca am uitat sa-mi cumpar tigari in drum spre servici, si acum am ramas fara, ca mai aveam doar 4 in pachetul vechi sad.gif


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post 21 Jan 2008, 16:24
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post 21 Jan 2008, 18:22
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Daca l-ai platit la Primarie fa o copie dupa autorizatie, bag-o intr-un chilotzel d-ala de platic si lipeste-o acolo. Poti chiar sa sterg numele cu marker. Apoi daca il prinzi intre orele platite pe locul tau suni la Politia Comunitara.


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post 21 Jan 2008, 19:05
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Suparat ca imi iese o masea de minte. sad.gif Si ma doare. sad.gif


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post 21 Jan 2008, 19:06
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Eu am reusit sa le blochez iesirea pana acum, n-au dat nici un semn. tongue.gif


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post 21 Jan 2008, 19:09
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QUOTE(bear_mc @ 21 Jan 2008, 19:05)
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Cele mai idioate masele. Dor ca naiba si sunt greu de scos sad.gif


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post 21 Jan 2008, 19:09
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Bine ai facut. Sa nu iasa ca sunt niste belele. Sun proaste, se strica repede si mai si doar cand ies. dry.gif Oare ce scop au inafara de faptul ca te chinuie?


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post 21 Jan 2008, 20:10
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post 21 Jan 2008, 20:15
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Deci n-o sa am probleme. M-am linistit atunci. biggrin.gif

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post 21 Jan 2008, 20:23
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Exact acuma cu licenta. radmasa.gif O sa fiu mai destept. laugh.gif
sadi, pana acum mi-au dat doar dureri. sad.gif

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post 21 Jan 2008, 20:36
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hmm mie miau iest da nu am sismtit laugh.gif mama trezit cu ele peacolo jumate scoase,mai demult asta smile.gif


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post 21 Jan 2008, 20:44
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sunt singura care nu intelege ce scrie colegul c@talin?


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QUOTE(sadi @ 21 Jan 2008, 20:44)
sunt singura care nu intelege ce scrie colegul c@talin?
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cred ca e putin bal-balbait ...
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post 21 Jan 2008, 20:56
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sadi amicic dupa DC sau obisnuit,o sa te obisnuiesti si tu wub.gif


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cred ca mai repede te obisnuiesti tu sa scrii "normal" .. daca nu vrei sa ramai strict la dc


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post 21 Jan 2008, 21:10
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243.gif ehh atunci vreau si eu niste bani wub.gif


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QUOTE(C@talin @ 21 Jan 2008, 20:36)
hmm mie miau iest da nu am sismtit laugh.gif mama trezit cu ele peacolo jumate scoase,mai demult asta smile.gif
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Daaaaaa, TIE ti-au iesit? radmasa.gif


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QUOTE(C@talin @ 21 Jan 2008, 21:10)
243.gif ehh atunci vreau si eu niste bani wub.gif
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