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Bacalbasa si penisul tunat

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post 2 Dec 2009, 10:57
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post 2 Dec 2009, 11:02
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Vroia să-și pună ecologice măh... radmasa.gif


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post 2 Dec 2009, 11:13
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post 2 Dec 2009, 14:41
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"penis tunat"....dhooamneee!! Maine poimaine auzi topicuri "ce filtru de aer sa-mi pun la p@s@ric@?!"


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post 2 Dec 2009, 16:35
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post 2 Dec 2009, 17:02
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Practicile sexuale solitare sunt lucruri care exista si sunt bune in sensul ca n-ai cu cine sa stai de vorba dupa dar nici nu trebuie sa o conduci acasa.

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post 2 Dec 2009, 18:14
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Si cica sa ramai normal la cap cu asa pacienti...


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post 2 Dec 2009, 21:34
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Rulmentul.... permite... o mai buna... rotatie...

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post 2 Dec 2009, 21:38
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Prea tare doctorul ala....


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post 2 Dec 2009, 22:13
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omul asta e criminal in multe conferinte de presa, de genul.
sa recunoastem ca are si noroc de niste cazuri.... biggrin.gif
as fi curios sa stau cu omul asta la o bere si sa-mi poverteasca patanii din cariera lui...nu cred ca as reusi sa beau o bere in 6-5-ore, ca nu as mai avea loc de ras(de sub masa nu poti sa bei bere). radmasa.gif

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post 2 Dec 2009, 22:32
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Rezumatul povestii il face, cel mai bine, doctorul Nicolae Bacalbasa: "Practicile sexuale solitare sunt lucruri care exista si sunt bune in sensul ca n-ai cu cine sa stai de vorba dupa dar nici nu trebuie sa o conduci acasa. Practicile chirurgicale in lipsa calificarii risca sa te bage in spital. Si daca tot ai pus bile si te-ai upgradat, nu trebuie sa renunti. Tot inainte!"
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In armata-si tunau aia penisurile. Din cate tin io minte se taiau cu coada unei linguri de lemn foarte bine ascutita si-si bagau bile de sticla slefuite. Aratau ca niste penisuri cu noduli. radmasa.gif
Personal nu inteleg de ce se chinuie in halul ala cand ar putea sa-si puna un prezervativ cu aschii metalice.

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Deci moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor, nu maaaai pot. "Cei trei oameni 'de valoare' au fost prelucrati cu sticla si securea"
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E demential omu'. Aseara cred ca a avut cel mai tare comentariu din cate a facut vreodata. radmasa.gif

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post 3 Dec 2009, 16:47
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De unde e asta ? Din Galati ? radmasa.gif


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post 3 Dec 2009, 16:57
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Pe stimabilul doctor il stiu de peste 5 ani tot din reportajele de la TV. Il dadeau pe la stirile de la ora 5.

E o imagine pe care nu o uiti usor. Personal nu-l cunosc, dar de cand l-am remarcat, si-a pastrat aceasta atitudine ironica si sarcastica.


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post 3 Dec 2009, 17:00
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Da e din Galati! Te cracanezi de ras daca stai la taclale cu el! radmasa.gif


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post 4 Dec 2009, 10:55
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Cred ca el sta cracanat radmasa.gif


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post 5 Dec 2009, 08:07
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Super tare, am ras cu familia si ne-am distrat cum nu am mai ras demult.


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