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post 4 Mar 2010, 21:25
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post 4 Mar 2010, 21:26
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Stai ca vine acusica unu' si-ti explica cum era - evident - vina aluia cu trotineta gri smile.gif


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post 4 Mar 2010, 21:28
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post 4 Mar 2010, 21:38
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Masinile alea nu au ABS,ESP,EDB,CDR,PCR,PLM? biggrin.gif


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post 4 Mar 2010, 21:40
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Niciun acronim nu e mai tare ca prostia...


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post 4 Mar 2010, 21:41
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uite unde erau fanii cronicii carcotasilor..


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post 4 Mar 2010, 21:50
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cam cati km/h aproximati ca avea bmw-ul? nu a indoit asa rau cutiuta gri


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post 4 Mar 2010, 21:51
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Pai una la mana tancu' avea interie mare si trotineta e usoara, iar pe jos era alunecos, iar a 2a la mana a turtit-o pana la habitaclu - trotineta s-a comportat corect.


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post 4 Mar 2010, 22:02
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dar ABS-ul de la bemveu nu s-a comportat corect...eu observ ca vine sanie cu rotile blocate, ar fi trebuit sa poata controla cat de cat directia.


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post 4 Mar 2010, 22:15
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Arabeti retarzi, au blocat drumul pe ambele sensuri. Probabil era prima zapada din viata lor mellow.gif Si ala cu BMWeul venea lansat din cosmos ... wacko.gif


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post 5 Mar 2010, 11:55
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QUOTE(argon @ 4 Mar 2010, 22:02)
...eu observ ca vine sanie cu rotile blocate, ar fi trebuit sa poata controla cat de cat directia.
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Unde vezi tu asta nu stiu unsure.gif , eu vad ca rotile se invart, la ce viteza avea nebunul ala in conditiile alea sa zica mersi ca nu a fost mai rau wacko.gif .


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post 5 Mar 2010, 12:13
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adevarul e ca si BMW-ul avea ceva viteza....
sia masina care e oprita pe partea dreapta a drumului a scapat neatinsa sau a fost putin lovita si ea....ca vad ca mai incolo pleaca


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post 5 Mar 2010, 12:18
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mie asa mi se pare, ca-s infranate.


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post 5 Mar 2010, 12:26
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In loc sa mearga, aia stateau opriti pe mijlocul drumului si se jucau in zapada...

Iar BMW-ul merge repede pentru ca e X-drive, nu ? laugh.gif


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post 5 Mar 2010, 13:13
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in cazul in care aveti o masina cu asp esp abs fmm plm asr bla, incercati la ... sa zicem 50km/h apasati puternic pe frana si veti vedea ca nici mama esp-ului si nici mama cauciucurilor de iarna nu va opreste asa usor. Gheata nu are adversar...


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post 5 Mar 2010, 13:18
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'ba s-avem pardon
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post 5 Mar 2010, 13:21
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radmasa.gif Ma asteptam la solutia asta smile.gif


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post 5 Mar 2010, 13:26
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sau asa:

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solutii sunt, trebuie doar sa le cauti smile.gif

in filmuletul nostru ambele parti implicate au cautat-o, cu lumanarea smile.gif


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post 5 Mar 2010, 13:30
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True, true. Daca sunt masini normale e valabil ce am spus eu ....


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post 5 Mar 2010, 13:33
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Mie imi plac comentariile din filmulet:

-Hrbaurb ansj nnajsi hhabba habibi habibi habibi X5! (Bagami-as ca nu am Casco)


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post 5 Mar 2010, 14:15
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Unu merge tare si era de asteptat sa faca un accident, altul era pe partea gresita a drumului. Rezultatul e cel de sus.


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post 5 Mar 2010, 14:20
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apropo de esp , asta cu jaguaru nici pe asfalt nu a mai avut ce sa faca


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post 5 Mar 2010, 14:29
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post 5 Mar 2010, 14:43
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QUOTE(RaduNG @ 5 Mar 2010, 13:13)
in cazul in care aveti o masina cu asp esp abs fmm plm asr bla, incercati la ... sa zicem 50km/h apasati puternic pe frana si veti vedea ca nici mama esp-ului si nici mama cauciucurilor de iarna nu va opreste asa usor.
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nici macar putin control asupra directiei acolo..?! oricum nu avea mai mult de 50 bemveul, hai 60...filmeaza de aproape si de aia pare ca ar avea mult.


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post 5 Mar 2010, 14:45
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QUOTE(UXE @ 5 Mar 2010, 14:20)
apropo de esp   , asta cu jaguaru nici pe asfalt nu a mai avut ce sa faca
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Daca te uiti atent ESP a incercat sa corecteze... dar cand tragi ca boul de volan... nici mama ESP-ului nu te mai scoate.... aia este lipsa de experienta...

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post 5 Mar 2010, 14:47
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omu a reactionat din instinct ...

daca facea scoala de pilotaj scapa biggrin.gif

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post 5 Mar 2010, 14:48
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altu' cu un BMW

Aici

viteza, neatentie, in definitiv prostie


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post 5 Mar 2010, 19:14
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Soferul Jaguarului care a intrat in parapet, a reactionat aiurea. Masian intrase usor in supra virare, el a corectat din volan dar a luat si piciorul de pe acceleratie, situatie in care masina si-a continuat directia imprimata de volan adica in parapet.

P.S. Se observa ca acel parapet a mai fost lovit cel putin o data in acelasi loc.


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post 7 Mar 2010, 19:58
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QUOTE(luck33ro @ 4 Mar 2010, 23:15)
Arabeti retarzi, au blocat drumul pe ambele sensuri. Probabil era prima zapada din viata lor  mellow.gif Si ala cu BMWeul venea lansat din cosmos ... wacko.gif
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Exact, ala cu aia gri...da-l in cenzurat!


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post 7 Mar 2010, 22:07
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