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Accidente, Cu Renault si nu numai, ale noastre sau ale altora

Kojak
post 28 Nov 2014, 15:30
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Domnu', domnu'...m-am legat de ordinea prioritatilor, nu de altceva. biggrin.gif
Human's first, fiarele dupa. wink.gif Nu concomitent.

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post 28 Nov 2014, 15:52
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Ba concomitent...salvarea cu ranitii, garcea cu fiarele. smile.gif


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post 6 Dec 2014, 14:43
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post 8 Dec 2014, 18:50
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Acum pe B1 dau o stire cu-n Renault prins in pasajul Piata Victoriei intre tramvai si-un stalp..O fi de pe aici?


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post 8 Dec 2014, 22:09
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Ce renault?


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post 8 Dec 2014, 22:21
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http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/actualitate/u...e-o-masina.html

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E la ordinea zilei in Pasajul Victoria ca toti nesimtitii sa foloseasca linia de tramvai pentru a depasi coloana si a se baga in fata la semaforul de la intersectia cu Iacob Felix. Asta s-ar parea ca a vrut sa intoarca peste linia de tramvai.

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post 9 Dec 2014, 10:23
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Misto desenul animat..Si f real..


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post 9 Dec 2014, 12:03
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post 13 Dec 2014, 19:10
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http://www.romaniatv.net/accident-rutier-i...rav_189699.html

Porc iesit in drumul national, ala cu Fabia daca nu se pierdea, ar fi trebuit sa tina banda, si sa ia porcul in plin, dar l-a luat oricum, desi a iesit pe contrasens sa evite...putea veni un tir, asa a scapat, dar l-a omorat pe necajutul cu Logan care s-a nimerit sa fie acolo..


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post 14 Dec 2014, 08:14
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Lupta pentru supravietuire nene: porcul fugea de cutzit. Dar si ala porc, trebuia sa intre in porc. Se alegea cu friptan moka. S-au intalnit 2 porci pe sosea ... pacat de loganist.


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post 14 Dec 2014, 08:20
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Vesnica problema sofereasca instinctuala care te face sa te feresti de obstacol lovind pe altul..Pacat de soferul care-a murit..


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post 14 Dec 2014, 09:37
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In articol zice ca a ricosat pe contrasens.


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post 14 Dec 2014, 10:12
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A ricosat din porc in Logan da' tu crezi ca el n-a tras stanga de volan? Cat de mult putea porcu' sa-i devieze traiectoria?


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post 14 Dec 2014, 11:10
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Putea.. mai ales daca era gras .. si avand in vedere ca vine Craciunu smile.gif . E ca si cum ai lovi un bolovan.. Nu stii cum iti vireaza rotile..

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post 14 Dec 2014, 12:52
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Pai daca esti tolomac si nu tii de volan normal ca porcul iti vireaza rotile. Daca tragea dreapta sa intre in porc nu mai murea loganistul. Apropo, porcul a patit ceva ?


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post 14 Dec 2014, 13:49
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Ce sa pateasca ca-n filmare se vede un porc plimbandu-se prin miriste..


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post 15 Dec 2014, 20:36
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Seara asta a fost cu ghinion pentru mine. Din vina mea o soferita cu Matiz mi-a intrat in spate-lateral si mi-a facut praf bara (si-a dracu bara ca n-a vrut sa se desprinda de pe masina de sta in afara vreo juma de m).

Manevra facuta de mine a fost gresita, ea s-a trezit tarziu etc, in fine eu s vinovat 100% legal.

Pana cand am convins-o sa vorbeasca, ca ea a sunat imediat pe x, pe y pe draci desi eu incercam sa-i zic cum dracu rezolvam ca ma kkm pe mine la propriu ea o tinea ca nu stie ce sa faca (ce plm oi fi vrand sa afli pe centura).

M-am uitat la pagubele ei, ar fi bara doar sparta 10-15 cm (nici nu se observa), aripa dreapta putin capota ridicata si cam atat, poate si far. Evaluand pagubele la vreo 600 lei inclusiv manopera (adica sper sa fie asa) am zis ca mai bine ii dau banii, fara amiabila fara politie etc. M-am gandit ca ma afecteaza apoi la RCA si asta e. Un Matiz cred ca e vreo 7-800 EUR intreg, asa ca alea care se si pot indrepta sa nu fie nesimtit ala sa-mi ceara si profit. Ca atunci schimb foaia si scot 50% vina.

La mine tre sa schimb bara, la Renault costa 1200 lei + 800 vopsit, in alta parte vopsitul (daca n-am noroc de aceeasi culoare) e 450 lei si bara cat o fi. Asta e, distractie de sarbatori, bine ca am luat prima si afecteza mai putin bugetul.

Am tot amanat sa fac Casco si acu e tarziu sa ma mai gandesc daca si cu parca. Desi cand am avut, m-am folosit de Casco si stiu cat de folositor e.

N-am completat nicio amiabila, doar am lasat-o sa faca poze la documente. Si daca nu ma nteleg cu ei, adica sa mi ceara ceva gen 1200-1300 lei atunci o sa fiu si mai nesimtit.


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post 16 Dec 2014, 00:20
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Vezi sa nu ramai fara permis...


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post 16 Dec 2014, 07:24
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Bine zis..


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QUOTE(dr.nils @ 16 Dec 2014, 00:20)
Vezi sa nu ramai fara permis...
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Banuiesc la ce te referi dar acelasi lucru il pot face si eu cu declaratul la politie fara sa stie celalalt si trece termenul.


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post 17 Dec 2014, 07:38
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bmw ... de ce nu ma mira ? Soferii de bmw, pe langa faptul ca sunt cocalari, sunt si cei mai prosti soferi. Ii vad in trafic zilnic, numai tuning de prost gust si basini in cap, skillz nimic !


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post 17 Dec 2014, 08:06
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Dar de posesorii de bmw de pe forum ce ai de zis?


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fostul sau actualul? huh.gif


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QUOTE(R19/16v @ 17 Dec 2014, 08:08)
Unul dintre ei reprezinta exceptia ce confirma regula wink.gif
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Absolut. Pai pentru el era postul ... e in tabara care nu trebuie icon_mrgreen.gif Nu scap eu ocazia unui trolling mic smile.gif


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post 17 Dec 2014, 11:33
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Tractiunea spate face ravagii printre bravii cu bmw..


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D-asta nu-mi iau Porsche ...


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post 17 Dec 2014, 15:13
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Pai ia-ti Carrera 4 si scapi de problema asta smile.gif


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Am primit un Cayman S galben 1/32. Trebuie sa-i pun apa sa creasca.


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