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post 25 Aug 2014, 15:13
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Santierul pwlii... am trecut si eu pe acolo... plm d-abia am trecut cu suspensia sport... nici macar nu exista o delimitare gen perimetru sa stii unde incepe si unde se termina..


Deci gaborul ala infect zice ca 'Nu a pastrat distanta de siguranta fata de masina din fata si a pierdut controlul asupra directiei patrunzand pe sina de tramvai' blink.gif ..


Pai cum plm a pierdut ala controlul directiei ajungand pe linia de tramvai? Gabor handicapat gun3.gif



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post 25 Aug 2014, 15:34
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eu trec in fiecare zi pe acolo

e crima si pedeapsa pt masina basca aglomeratie


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post 25 Aug 2014, 15:46
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Anul asta, mai mult ca niciodata, s-au apucat sa sparga aiurea si numai pe unde era acceptabil drumul. Rondul de la Aviatorilor e dezastru, Strada Eminescu la fel, pasajul de la Piata Muncii, sunt doar cateva exemple.
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post 28 Aug 2014, 16:41
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Zeci de santiere departe de a fi terminate. In doua saptamani se intoarce lumea acasa si se dezlantuie jihadul in Bucuresti...sa vezi atunci footai, iar din cauza prostiei pe care au facut-o pe calea victoriei se vor face cozi din semafor in semafor inclusiv pe strazile adiacente.


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post 28 Aug 2014, 18:28
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Hmmm, o sa iau exemplu de la Laurentiu si plec cu bicla la munca. Noroc ca am dush ...


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post 30 Aug 2014, 18:18
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Asa le trebuie politistilor. Poate le intra-n cap ca nici mama girofarului nu-i fereste 100 % de bizonii parcati pana in marginea intersectiei. Ala de i-a lovit saravu' n-avea nici o vina.


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post 2 Sep 2014, 11:15
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post 2 Sep 2014, 11:30
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post 2 Sep 2014, 11:42
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Ma intreb ce viteza sa fi avut, de motorul a mers pe dunga taras inca 100 de metri.


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post 2 Sep 2014, 11:55
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legala, bineinteles


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post 2 Sep 2014, 14:22
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Normal, nu se îndoiește nimeni de asta.
Și bineînțeles, conservarul e de vină.


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post 3 Sep 2014, 13:51
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de pe forumul cu pricina

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De rahat sa sfarsesti calcat de conserva ca ultimul caine.


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post 4 Sep 2014, 13:46
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post 4 Sep 2014, 14:26
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Naspa....probleme de sanatate, clar nevinovat !!! Mereu spun, fratilor chiar si pe zebra sau culoarea verde traversati dupa ce v-ati asigurat si au oprit toti idiotii.....

De cand sunt fara masina traversez si eu multe intersectii in drumul spe casa si constat cu stupoare ca si rosu fiind e suficient sa plece o oaie capie ca foarte multi se iau dupa ea.....

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post 4 Sep 2014, 14:38
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Ala din Constanta a facut infarct la volan, naspa sad.gif

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post 4 Sep 2014, 15:08
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QUOTE(soryn94 @ 4 Sep 2014, 14:46)
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Astia cu numere de Spania...asa rata mare de probleme de sanatate la volan sa aiba..

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post 4 Sep 2014, 19:00
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Se pare ca soferul avea probleme de sanatate.

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post 4 Sep 2014, 19:45
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QUOTE(mariusd4 @ 4 Sep 2014, 14:26)
Naspa....probleme de sanatate, clar nevinovat !!!
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Eh, asa-i cand ne ia gura pe dinainte...
Un fel de scuze, ceva?


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post 4 Sep 2014, 19:53
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Într-o țară unde examinarea medicală se face la mișto și se trece pe mită, nu-i de mirare că unii fac infarct la volan.


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post 4 Sep 2014, 20:35
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Ca tot felul de nebuni, orbi, chiori au permise si examene medicale in limte normale sunt de acord, dar sa anticipezi un infarct miocardic cu ceva timp inainte sa se intample.....


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post 5 Sep 2014, 07:24
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Trecerea era in curba, oamenii nu prea aveau cum sa vada masina venind cu viteza...


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post 5 Sep 2014, 07:54
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Prin facultate aveam 2 colegi daltonisti cu permis.
.... de dimineata au spus la stiri ca pe langa ei au fost ceva martori care au vazut la distanta masina scapata de sub control.

Scuze pt ce ? Cand te stii cu probleme NU urci la volan daca ai capu' pe umeri....


Probabil gandea la fel ca ala de a fumat BOSSU in piscina aia cu ape subterane si desi avertizat a fumat pana a expolodat cosmelia cu ei....oameni responsabili nu alta. In fine....

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post 6 Sep 2014, 20:48
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Doi oameni ucisi de un motociclist care vroia sa impresioneze o fata. Acul motocicletei s-a oprit la 240 km/h

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post 6 Sep 2014, 20:58
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Ce carnat de ziarist ... acul ala oprit la 240 kmph tine loc de cutie neagra in mintea lui fara neuroni ...


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post 6 Sep 2014, 21:00
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Unii ziceau ca ar avea vitezometru electronic


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post 6 Sep 2014, 22:01
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Acum am vazut si pe motociclism.ro. Deci curse ilegale cu incepatori. Da-i in plm, pacat ca au luat si altii dupa ei. Cocalari.

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Ma omoara declaratiile prietenilor si rudelor:
- "soarta": adica fix aia pe care ti-o mai faci si singur. Motoare, curse ilegale... Ce naiba se asteapta? Sa moara prinsi la strung?
- "era pasionat de motoare, ce pacat ca fix d'aia a murit": Bingo!

Si au am A-ul, cunosc oameni cu motoare de la Hayabusa la BMW touring, dar cu lipsa echipamentului si cursele ilegale nu sunt si nu voi fi niciodata de acord.


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post 11 Sep 2014, 11:39
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Stie careva ce cauta taximetristul din film acolo?


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post 11 Sep 2014, 11:42
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Ma, parca-l cunosc ... i-am dat 1 flegma pe parbriz ca n-a semnalizat la schimbarea benzii de mers si s-a speriat de-a ajuns acolo smile.gif


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