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Faze de toata jena, intr-o tara de toata jena

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post 7 May 2008, 18:02
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nu am gasit topicul cu parcari, dar cred ca intra ok si aici.

in sensul ca poate acesta e modul pentru a scapa de prietenii vecinilor care ne blocheaza masinile in parcare smile.gif


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post 7 May 2008, 19:11
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Super!!! radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif


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post 12 May 2008, 09:34
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post 12 May 2008, 09:38
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Si eu am o zgarietura pe dreapta din fata pana in spate plus inca doua mai mici, toate primite la munca... or fi tot pentru ca e un clio de lux?! radmasa.gif


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post 12 May 2008, 09:55
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huh.gif inseamna ca si mie la fel?de la atata lux se trag zgarieturile? blink.gif
acum sincer vb pentru pers care traiesc de pe o zi pe alta sau traiesc din ajutor social chiar si dacia este un lux. cat despre fapta lui ....... 251.gif


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post 12 May 2008, 10:44
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http://video.tion.ro/tag/timisoara/members...flv/viewer.html

Sa faci instant-on tramvaiului...se vede clar T-ul pe filmare.
Cred ca ar rade si judecatorul cand ar vedea contestatie pentru amenda la 32 km/h.


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post 12 May 2008, 13:22
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post 12 May 2008, 13:24
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QUOTE(Laurentziu83 @ 12 May 2008, 11:44)
Sa faci instant-on tramvaiului...se vede clar T-ul pe filmare.
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Ce insemna T-ul ala? testare?

LE: si esti sigur ca t-ul ala insemna instant on? Nu de alta dar e ciudat sa faca asta cu camerele pe ei

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post 12 May 2008, 13:29
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De ce ar rade? Nu e o depasire a vitezei legale ca oricare alta?


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post 12 May 2008, 14:24
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"or fi tot pentru ca e un clio de lux?!"

Stai linistit, in Romania si daca ai culoare mai frumoasa la masina, cineva te va invidia. Nu e nevoie sa ai Bentley.


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post 12 May 2008, 14:29
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sau daca ai masina noua


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post 12 May 2008, 16:54
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sau daca ai masina...

sau daca ai...




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post 12 May 2008, 17:50
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QUOTE(A l e x @ 12 May 2008, 14:24)
"or fi tot pentru ca e un clio de lux?!"

Stai linistit, in Romania si daca ai culoare mai frumoasa la masina, cineva te va invidia. Nu e nevoie sa ai Bentley.
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Ca se declansezi invidia, e suficient doar sa ai masina...


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post 12 May 2008, 18:04
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aoleu am inteles ideea, schimbati subiectul.


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post 12 May 2008, 18:20
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Fratzica, nu e vina numanui ca posturile mele au ecou tongue.gif


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post 12 May 2008, 18:22
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ecou.. eco.. biggrin.gif


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post 12 May 2008, 18:28
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ou.. u.. biggrin.gif


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post 12 May 2008, 22:11
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QUOTE(R19/16v @ 12 May 2008, 14:29)
De ce ar rade? Nu e o depasire a vitezei legale ca oricare alta?
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Pai nu. Cat timp e T-ul ala acolo, se cheama ca radarul e in modul de autotestare, se calibreaza adica, ori in acest mod inregistrarile nu sunt concludente. Concluzia e ca putea foarte bine sa fie o alta viteza.
Producatorul aparatului radar garanteaza corectitudinea masuratorilor doar dupa ce s-a facut autotestarea, in rest e la fel de precis ca o masuratoare din ochi.


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post 12 May 2008, 22:17
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Eu ma refeream strict la viteza respectiva, indiferent cum a fost ea masurata. Tu n-ai zis ca o sa rada judecatorul cand o sa vada poza cu Tul pe ea, ci cand o sa vada pentru ce viteza a fost amendat vatmanul, corect?


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post 12 May 2008, 22:56
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Corect.
Judecatorul e obisnuit cu viteze mai mari. In ritmul asta vom vedea contestatii pentru 8 km/h in zone cu restrictie de 5.

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post 12 May 2008, 23:03
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O viteza de 8kmph nu poate fi sanctionata intr-o zona cu restrictie de 5kmph.

Dar o viteza de 15kmph intr-o zona de 5kmph nu vad de ce nu ar fi sanctionata.


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post 13 May 2008, 09:52
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sase...una tare de la gazde care ne apreciaza ca pe primate!

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...si care stapanesc engleza tot cam asa...


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post 13 May 2008, 23:48
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QUOTE(Fratzica @ 13 May 2008, 23:48)

daca e dacie cu mir in frunte merge si fara frane radmasa.gif radmasa.gif radmasa.gif a se vedea semnatura


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post 14 May 2008, 06:27
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iata o o noua nuanta a termenului de "consumabil" ...


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pa nejte stradute linistite de la mine din satuc, un prostan vorbea la mobil. langa el un bemve ursulet decapotabil, cu neste roti late cat juma de masina. numere de germania. dupa ce-a terminat prostanu da vb la mobila, sa urca-n majina, accelereaza tare, rotile scartaie si da cu spatele de-a latu' strazii, in ideea sa intoarca bolidu'. numa ca o dat prea tare si-o intrat in gardu' unui crestin nevinovat. i-o stricat gardu aluia, el si-o bulit un stop pa spate si s-a facut de tot rahatu' fata de cei 3 cetateni care erau in zona.
excesu' da jmecherism = faza de toata jena.


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post 14 May 2008, 14:35
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uau, tare povestea rolleyes.gif


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tare si din pacate si adevarata.
nu stu' cum dreq, da'n ultima vreme dau numa' de prostani rolleyes.gif


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post 14 May 2008, 18:24
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Pai era o vorba, cine se aseamana se aduna. Asta asa, ca offtopic zic, nu stiu tu de ce ai ghinion rolleyes.gif


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