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Faze de toata jena, intr-o tara de toata jena

vallixx
post 1 Jul 2015, 08:57
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Zi mai bine ca nu i-o vinzi pt ca nu ia RAR-ul cu ea..... tongue.gif


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post 1 Jul 2015, 09:02
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QUOTE(MuciX @ 1 Jul 2015, 07:23)
Ce bine ar fi sa fie asa.
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post 1 Jul 2015, 09:04
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Oricum nu il ia...


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post 1 Jul 2015, 09:08
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post 1 Jul 2015, 09:09
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Tot e scump..


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post 1 Jul 2015, 09:27
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Adopta un urs radmasa.gif


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post 1 Jul 2015, 09:28
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Inseamna ca l-am luat eu prea scump doh.gif


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post 1 Jul 2015, 09:30
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QUOTE(R19/16v @ 1 Jul 2015, 09:08)

An fabricatie 1985
Rulaj 100.000 km

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100.000 peste milion sau cum?

Sau poate e ala de era " a lu' " o batranica care il tinea in garaj si iesea cu el numai duminca la biserica. Dar pana la biserica mergea cu el numa' in drift. tongue.gif

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post 1 Jul 2015, 09:37
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QUOTE(R19/16v @ 1 Jul 2015, 10:02)

N-are acte ca s-au pierdut in negura timpului si a proprietarilor care s-au senilizat la batranete happy.gif


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post 1 Jul 2015, 18:20
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Si ii mai lipseste si un far.... rolleyes.gif


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post 1 Jul 2015, 22:36
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nu i lipseste niciun far! este scos, si are teava trasa pentru aer direct in debitmetru... wink.gif pe vremuri si mie imi reprosa garcea ca mi lipseste un far... radmasa.gif


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post 2 Jul 2015, 06:26
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Stiam... mad.gif De aia am pus bulina --> rolleyes.gif


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post 2 Jul 2015, 08:42
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QUOTE(UXE @ 1 Jul 2015, 08:24)
Nu o vand, asta era si ideea  .. sa am 2 masini.. una de oras si alta de afara.  In felul asta sunt si acoperit daca una din ele intra in service.  Ma gandeam totusi la o impreza  ,  dar poate la anul. nedumerire.gif
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post 2 Jul 2015, 13:17
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post 2 Jul 2015, 17:55
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Asa stiam si eu, nu ai voie sa pui anunt in geam la masina cum ca e de vanzare. Reclama pe domeniul public biggrin.gif Chiar si magazinele care scot pancarde pe troatuare platesc taxa pentru ele. Dar daca ar fi sa lipeasca un sticker pe ea? Ca si anunt.


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post 2 Jul 2015, 18:46
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Pai atunci sa-i amendeze pe toti care au masini de firma colantate ...


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post 2 Jul 2015, 18:48
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Haidi bre, lasati prostiile. Legea e facut in mod special pentru samsarii care cumpara masini si le uita prin mijlocul celor mai circulate zone, n-o sa se ia nimeni de voi daca sunteti cu afisu'n geam da' parcat ca lumea.
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post 2 Jul 2015, 19:58
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Pai atunci sa-i ia pe aia care au numere rosii daca e vorba de samsari. Dar pe aia nu au cum sa-i gaseasca ca nu sunt in sistem. Asa ca "legea" ( smile.gif ) e de rahat ca e tot pentru fraieri ca de obicei...


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post 2 Jul 2015, 20:04
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Sa scrie anuntul in engleza....deruteaza pe domn' politai.


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post 2 Jul 2015, 21:43
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Cretinii astia prin primarii nu au si ei un departament juridic ?
Ultima faza pe care am auzit-o la sectorul 3 - cica au dat ei o hotarare cum ca proprietarii de caini care nu au minim 3 pungi de rahati la ei sunt amendati de zgardienii publici radmasa.gif


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post 2 Jul 2015, 22:01
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Pai si nu e bine ? Da-i ba dracu ca si cutzofilii sunt nesimtiti. Am eu unul care i se kk javra in parcarea blocului, daca-l prind il bag cu botul in rahatelul javrei si il calc pe cap.


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post 2 Jul 2015, 23:18
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Crezi ca daca ii dai norma de 3 pungi o sa le foloseasca? O sa le tina bine sa iasa la numaratoare radmasa.gif Prostanaci facuti gramada! Prinde-l si amendeaza-l da nu o da in balarii sa faci inventar la pungi ca nu rezolvi nimic tongue.gif

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post 3 Jul 2015, 05:38
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Priceless..Din intamplare io am cate 3 pungi la mine cand ies cu baiatu' p-afara..Sa-l vad p-ala care vrea sa mi le numere..
Normal ca amenda educa..


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post 3 Jul 2015, 06:04
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Si daca cutu si-a facut nevoile o data, esti nevoit sa folosesti o punga...dupa inca 10 minute de plimbare cu cutu, te opreste zgardianu' si zice: aveti la dvs 3 pungi pentru soldatei? biggrin.gif Pai nu ca am 2, ca am fost nevoit sa folosesc una acum 1o minute....Amenda doamna...trebuie sa aveti la dvs tot timpul 3 pungi.


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post 3 Jul 2015, 06:12
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Il car pe pandar dupa mine si-i scot rahatu' din cos..In orice caz buna intrebare..


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post 3 Jul 2015, 08:08
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Unul mai tîmpit ca altul. rolleyes.gif

Parcă-l și văd pe Walker somîndu-i pe proprietarii de cîini:
- Bună ziua, sînt brigadier silvic Harpalete, pungile la control vă rog! radmasa.gif

Sînt convins că, după cum le e obiceiul, nu se vor lua decît de femei singure, cu pudeli. rolleyes.gif

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post 3 Jul 2015, 08:14
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Va dati seama ca nu ne va opri nimeni sa ne numere pungile.De cand il am pe Cyrus ma plimb aproape zilnic prin Herastrau si odata nu ne-a oprit vreunu..Oricum avem copii xerox dupa actele lui..


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post 3 Jul 2015, 08:17
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Păi din cîte ne povestești, tu nu ești genul lor de victimă. Ei caută femei firave și timide, ușor de influențat și de speriat. O femeie sigură pe ea, însoțită de un cîine care pare apt s-o apere la nevoie, nu-i atrage.

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post 3 Jul 2015, 08:26
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Ti se pare ca ar fi timida? ...


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post 3 Jul 2015, 08:56
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da' cand cainele se cufureste, cum puneti "marfa" in punga?
sau cand nu e cufurit dar "marfa" e suficient de moale cat sa se scurga printre dejte. cum o adunati?

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