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e moarta...., nu mai porneste!

TiamaT82
post 30 Jun 2012, 12:09
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Dimineata dau sa pornesc masina sa ma duc la munca.....pun cartela, apas buton, se deblocheaza volan, se aprin beculetele pe bord, porneste muzica dar motorul nu. incerc de mai multe ori sa o pornesc, nimic....ma gandesc ca e bateria, observ becul de la baterie aprins pe bord. ma duc repede sa cumpar clesti, vorbesc cu un vecin, imi da curect 5-10 minute, incerc sa pornesc, nimic....
ma duc in metro, cumpar baterie, pun baterie noua, bag cartela, apas buton...nimic.
are cineva relatii la sf. petru? ca numa ala poate ajuta blestemul asta de megane!!! radmasa.gif
masina asta stie cand imi intra salariu, in fiecare luna pica ceva radmasa.gif
acum, lasand gluma si faptul ca imi vine sa ii dau foc, sun mecanic si imi spune ca ma rezolva contra 2 mil venint la mine cu un tester si mi-o face. intrebare, ce poate sa-i faca din tester? o gadila sub limba? ce?


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post 30 Jun 2012, 12:16
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TiamaT82
post 30 Jun 2012, 12:17
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va chem peste 6 saptamani sa o pomenim

off topic biggrin.gif propun moderatorilor sa facem un thread nou unde sa putem injura, da cu capul, scuipa...etc.

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post 30 Jun 2012, 12:28
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Loc unde sa putem injura, da cu capul, scuipa...etc. Te poti loga cu acelasi user si aceeasi parola ca aici. wink.gif

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post 1 Jul 2012, 15:43
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Pana la urma ce are? Aceeasi problema o are un amic la masina lui...s-a incercat cu baterie noua, geamurile merg, radio la fel doar ca nu porneste cand apasa pe buton...


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post 1 Jul 2012, 15:46
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Sa nu fi ars una din sigurantele de pe borna de plus.


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post 1 Jul 2012, 23:00
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electromotorul cica


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post 1 Jul 2012, 23:11
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Sau cablurile de la electromotor, mai exact o piulita ruginita. Eventual insista cu mai multe serii de pornire-oprire.


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post 2 Jul 2012, 06:25
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Vezi aici, poate ai aceeasi problema si tu.


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post 2 Jul 2012, 13:44
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Care sunt simptomele mai exact? Nu ai curent nicaieri?


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post 2 Jul 2012, 13:55
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Tu ai citit primul post?


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