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post 14 Nov 2017, 18:36
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post 14 Nov 2017, 19:13
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Abia astept sa-mi puna mie luminite de craciun in retrovizoare, sa-i phoot o frana in bot cool.gif
Cate promotii de retarzi din astia a scos Oprea?

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post 21 Nov 2017, 13:30
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post 22 Nov 2017, 12:04
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post 22 Nov 2017, 12:30
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post 27 Nov 2017, 17:09
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post 27 Nov 2017, 17:52
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Poti sa contesti prostia unui politist rural undeva? Cu asa sefi asa sunt si subalternii de retardati...
Angajezi cel mai scump avocat si ceri daune si cheltuielile procesuale separat. Alta data nu o sa mai fie asa dezinvolta cu RNPurile (sic Dacise!) duamna politista rurala blush.gif


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post 27 Nov 2017, 18:23
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Depaseste orice limita a prostiei smile.gif)))))))))) sa dai amenda pentru lipsa acte cand acte sunt la tine. Totusi nu inteleg legalitatea de a amenda (de un comunitar) lipsa acte? Ce astia au dreptul sa iti ceara permis, talon, asigurare ....
Parca aveau dreptul sa constate parcarile ilegale ...


luck33ro daca dai de un judecator ruda cu politista ramai in paguba


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post 27 Nov 2017, 18:26
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Nu era mah comunitara, era rurala cu competente de circulatie la tractoare pe camp... sleep.gif


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post 29 Nov 2017, 21:38
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post 30 Nov 2017, 12:53
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post 30 Nov 2017, 19:51
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4Control, acum aproape 20 de ani! wub.gif




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post 1 Dec 2017, 09:31
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post 1 Dec 2017, 10:21
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post 6 Dec 2017, 12:44
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Oamenii care ne conduc
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post 22 Dec 2017, 13:15
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O chestie utila, ca tot vin sarba(u)torile :

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-30500372

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post 3 Jan 2018, 21:21
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post 19 Jan 2018, 11:18
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post 30 Jan 2018, 12:49
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Astazi despre ciori:
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Vlad Tepes a vrut sa-i angajeze pe robii tigani in randul corpurilor sale de oaste. In fata amenintarii otomane, din lipsa de oameni si resurse, Vlad Tepes a ridicat intotdeauna o armata mica, insuficienta. In cautare de osteni noi, crancenul voievod a apelat la satrele de tigani-robi, detinute de boieri si manastiri, promitandu-le romilor dezrobirea, daca vor alege sa lupte alaturi de el contra turcilor. Entuziasmati la inceput, tiganii au acceptat pe loc. Grupul de tigani a primit astfel haine si arme, devenind un nou corp in armata valaha. Tiganii si-au ales chiar un stindard de batalie sub forma unei sulite in care au infipt o cioara. Laudarosi si tinand sa-l impresioneze pe voievod cu bravura lor, tiganii au cerut chiar sa fie asezati in linia intai, fiind astfel primii care aveau sa se infrunte cu turcii. Vlad le-a ascultat cererea. Episodul care a urmat este hilar si burlesc in egala masura.

In fata armatei turcesti care se apropia incet si metodic, tiganii au inceput sa-i batjocoreasca si sa-i ameninte pe turci. Pe masura ce trupele ienicerilor se apropiau in zgomot crescand de tobe, meterhanele si timvale, tiganilor a inceput sa le se faca frica. Nimic anormal. Tiganii erau de generatii intregi fierari, mestesugari si argati. Nu cunosteau stiinta armelor, nici nu experimentasera puternicul impact psihologic pe care il aveau cruntii ieniceri. Armate mult mai galonate si titrate, alcatuite din cavaleri occidentali incercati, au dat cinstea pe rusine, fugind din fata eficientei masini de razboi turcesti. Odata ce valurile de ieniceri au ingustat orizontul, tiganii au intrat in groaza mortii, aruncand armele pentru a-si inlesni fuga. Astfel, inainte de lupta propriu-zisa, tiganii au parasit in graba campul de lupta, tipand si alergand dezordonat in rasetele ostirii valahe. Doar sulita lor cu cioara in varf a ramas infipta in locul unde fusese "regimentul tuciuriu". De atunci, a ramas vechea zicala romaneasca "Curajos ca cioara-n par".

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post 2 Feb 2018, 15:56
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post 2 Feb 2018, 16:19
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Dat, click, regretat instant. Fi-ti-ar forciuning de ras si toti analfabetii care le scriu articole.
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post 2 Feb 2018, 17:39
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Nu pricep eu multe cu tunningu, dar din ce am citit launch controlu nu face asa ceva blush.gif Ala avea o pocnitoare de masina la propriu ...


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post 2 Feb 2018, 17:44
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Erea bun de "imbecili": politistii, mecsicanu, si 4tuning.




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post 3 Feb 2018, 07:28
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Nu retin daca avea turbo, dar daca are, pocniturile sunt de la anti-lag.


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post 3 Feb 2018, 10:31
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Cum sa nu aiba turbo pe cazanu ala deocheat, ejti nebun - nu ai vazut ce ciasuri mijto avea la bambriz?

Oras antic de 10 milioane locuitori!? imposibil! blink.gif

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post 6 Feb 2018, 09:09
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post 9 Feb 2018, 10:16
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Imi pare rau pentru cei car sperau sa isi dea Talismanul/Meganul lui Mars dar si-a comandat deja altceva. Tot 2 usi, sh evident, primul proprietar, varianta mai buna de trapa. Livrare insa in 6 luni.

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post 9 Feb 2018, 10:38
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peste cativa ani un martian o sa o vanda unuia in Vitan...masina buna, km putini, nu prea a fost condusa...


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post 9 Feb 2018, 11:31
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Unul cu subaru n-ai pune si tu. Toata Romania numai bmw stie glare.gif


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