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post 19 May 2009, 12:59
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Dragi cocalari,

Ati castigat. Coi si ai vostri v-ati fu..t nevestele prost (caci numai prost puteti) si iata ca samanta voastra mizerabila da rod. Ne acaparati. Ati reusit sa va “educati” progeniturile hidoase in spiritul kitch-ului, mitocaniei, nesimtirii, manelismului infect…

Felicitari! Romania e pe cale sa devina a voastra. Dar atata timp cat inca mai putem si noi respira/vorbi/privi, dati-ne voie sa radem de voi. Dati-ne voie sa va ironizam. Nu va fie teama. Sunteti pe drumul cel bun si in curand veti ajunge indeajuns de puternici incat sa-i luati pe astia ca mine si sa-i dati la lei.

Pana atunci insa…

- cojile de la semintele scuipate pe asfalt nu dau rod. Nu incoltesc! Va jur! Stiu ca voi nu ati prea mers pe la scoala dar credeti-ma pe cuvant ca am facut biologie in liceu. N-o sa creasca niciodata floare sau bostan din ciment. Asa ca folositi un cornet.

- daca folositi cornet (putin probabil) va imploram sa rupeti foi din Manele magazin ca Marin Preda si Eminescu n-au nicio vina.

- tricoul mulat se poarta pe un corp perfect. Stiu ca in lumea voastra perfect inseamna atat mers la sala si inghitit steroizi cu pumnu’ ca ghiolbanu cat si burta de bere si ceafa plina de slana. Noi insa ne facem datoria…

- Nu ne deranjeaza ca ascultati manele atata timp cat “ascultati” nu se transforma in “ascultam”. Orice aparat de redat muzica are un buton pe care scrie volum…

- Stiu ca banii sunt singurul vostru Dumnezeu si daca ai bani esti “de valoare” dar exista niste chestii de noi le platim si ele se numesc impozite la stat. Stiu ca un manelist de-al vostru ii face “printesei lui” inmormantare de 50 de mii de euro fara sa-l intrebe cineva despre provenienta banilor dar daca reprezentatntii vostri conduc finantele, politia si justitia din Rromania, puneti-ne si noua o vorba buna… Multumim anticipat.

- va rugam mult sa nu mai filmati videoclipuri la opera. Noi v-am dat televiziunile, lasati-ne la schimb opera si teatrele!

- “De puta madre” inseamna “cenzurat matii”. Ne bucuram ca majoritatea purtati tricouri cu aceasta sintagma. Inseamna ca mesajul nostru a razbatut pana la voi.

- Ne aratam realmente ingrijorati de aceasta cumplita molima care a cuprins intreaga comunitate cocalareasca si anume foto fobia. Stim ca medicii nu sunt de-ai vostri ca nah, au facut scoala multa ai dracu’ tocilari, dar puteti apela cu incredere. Probabil e ingrozitor sa fii nevoit sa porti ochelarii de soare si-n baie…

- Suntem incantati ca ati invatat sa folositi programe gen “Photo shop”. Nimic nu e mai frumos decat sa vezi o minune carliontata, in rochie de leopard si 5 kile de aur pe prima pagine din “The sun”. Si suntem incantati ca in pozele de Hi5 va inconjurati de stelute, brizbrizuri…

- Faptul ca reusiti sa manevrati cate 3 telefoane mobile in acelasi timp este o calitate demna de homo sapiens. Deci iata ca teoria lui Darwin se sustine…

- pantofii cu botul ridicat semnifica ceva religios? Sau e chestie de potenta?

- Tunningul cu geamuri fumurii, evacuare zgomotoasa si parasolar cu mesaj nu e foarte indicat. Stim ca trebuie si cocalarul sarac sa aiba o ocupatie dar…

- Apreciem faptul ca mergeti toti pe scutere fara casca! Ne dati sperante… Dar va atragem atentia ca atunci cand pe un motor sau pe o motoreta sau pe o bicicleta sau pe un scuter se afla un el si o ea dintre care el are casca si ea nu, se traduce prin : “Mori fa in mortii ma-tii!” MA rog… Asta nu le deranjeaza pe femeile din Romania intrucat aceasta atitudine reprezinta o normalitate in relatia dintre sexe in tara noastra.

Ar mai fi multe de spus dar daca ai parcurs aceasta “scrisoare” inseamna ca deja ai citit de doua ori mai mult decat toata familia ta in intreaga ei existenta. Nu vreau sa te obosesc.

Ne vedem la mall,

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post 20 May 2009, 08:09
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post 20 May 2009, 17:10
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mda, nu ma lasa sa bag numele site-ului .. e cu logan club

incercati manual bagand logan club punct ro

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post 22 May 2009, 10:00
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post 22 May 2009, 10:22
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Ce e si mai tare e faptul ca persoana care o vinde e fix consilierul de la dealerul Renault din Sibiu de la care am luat si eu masina, pozele sunt facute in curtea Transilvania Automobile Sibiu, le are tipu cu aburelile wink.gif .

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